Help Pwease?

Hey! First i'd like to say i hope you had a wonderful/awesome father's day yesterday!

2nd, i need your help. I want to put trackers in my blog, but dont know how. So if you could comment saying how to place trackers in my blog i'd be grateful! Oh and the first person who tells me will get their own tracker here on this blog!

3rd, i need help getting a mixpod in here. Yes, i am EXTREMELY unexperienced (lol) so i need your help again. Once again i'd be grateful, and first comment saying how to get a mixpod correctly will get an offer the be an author! (lol offer, author, sounds funny)

Sorry to bother you and such with this but pwease? :)

~blaze5597